- On race day, tried and true, nothing new.
- When it's damp and cold it doesn't matter which direction you run, it will be straight into the wind.
- After running for 10-15 minutes, never trust a fart. Ever.
- Wind driven snow flakes hurt.
- Smartwool socks rock!
- 4 miles into a 10 mile trail run and miles from an outhouse, I'll need to pee.
- That wet spot on the sidewalk will turn out to be an ankle deep puddle of ice water. Corollary: That wet spot will turn out to be ice.
I'm sure you have some more great ones. What are your "running rules"? Please feel free to add to the list :-)
4 comments:
I guffawed at #3!!, completely agree with all the others. I might add that the one time you don't look at the satellite image before you go will be the one time that threatening cloud unleashes a furious storm on you.
I laughed so hard I almost farted at number 3 :)
#6 just pee off of the trail!
Too true Jen!
Khourt - I've learned to always be on the lookout for a good portabush. Of course, as soon as I stop to use it, a mountain biker shows up. Every time.
Ok Ive never heard portabush before.. Too funny :)
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